Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Chirp, Chirp..

Today's post is something that my brother over at a A SPLASH OF CIRCUS had to talk about enjoy.

Chicken Head/Hood Rat! Names used to label the women of ghettos and section A housing that uses the government to their advantage. The first of the month brings out an assortment of these “hustla” women and let’s be honest. What would most brothas in world be without them? We think that only dudes who drug hustle and are from the same ghetto backgrounds deal with these women. Not so fast. Many of my fellow brothas have tasted the fruit punch nectar of a “Ghetto Bird”, even though some won’t admit it, but that’s living in vain. I feel it’s necessary to have this kind of relationship experience through ones life to really appreciate “The One”. It builds some incredible character for a person to deal with this type of vixen. You always have to make sure her temper will not get the best of your “other” relationships and that’s some serious work. However that’s the part of her that’s so appealing to men. Let’s kill the perception that they only exits in the “bad” areas, Chickens roam the Diddy parties, Tom Joyner Cruises, The Grammy’s, and even The White House. I’m not judging anyone, but putting the phrase in perspective. A Chicken Head/Hood Rat is a mentality not a situation. They’re looked down on, mostly by other women, because of society’s views on women who are promiscuous. We know that men who have the same social practices get the “players card”, but if you honestly go by the “values”, who’s right or wrong, good or bad. I feel the only time a women of this character are look upon negatively by men is when she tells all her business about her rendezvous. That’s the funny thing about brothas, it’s all good until the bones fall out. To all the sistas reading this there is one point I would like to make about us gentlemen. We love scandalous women. If you have a girlfriend that is a skank, she is some what appealing, and you’re always talking about the things she does when you all are out. Secretly your man is thinking, “Damn, she’s a freak. I bet she gets down on that D.” These chicks offer three things that make them so appealing and wanted. They love money, drugs/liquor, and love to GET IT!!! GET IT!!! In the past I have been afflicted with these same addictions, but lawd have mercy I’m glad those days are behind me, because my ass would be looking like Tyrone the Crack head, but I digress. So I’m speaking out to you, my lovely ladies of sexual prowess. Keep your mouth shut when it’s appropriate, fixed your dude a Cheese Sandwich, and get some of these…. CIRCUS PEANUTS!!!... I’m out!!!!
Some Cheesy Goodness !!!
Gerald Pervert - Saturday Night
Q-Tip - Getting Up
Ta'Raach - Baaaby
Hezekiah Feat. Jamal - Let's Get Involed
Maceo Parker - Soul Power 74
Young-Holt Unlimited - People Make The World Go Round
NiggyTardust - Tr(n)igger
Arthur Adams - I Can't Believe My Eyes

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Nose Candy Mix........ For the Partygoer in you!!!!!


"All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom" (c) N.E.R.D
What up world?? Just dropping a quick post of a mix I did the other night hope you guys enjoy
Tracklist :
Intro
Hollyweerd - Weerdo
9Inch Dix - Which One
John Legend Feat Dre 3000 - Green Light
Common - U.M.C
Pharrell Feat Nicole Scherzinger - Heartbeat
Mantronix - Got To Have Your Love
Rick James - Mary Jane ( Green Latern remix )
Marivn Gaye - I Want You ( Bling 47 Remix )
Sa - Ra - Deep Inside
Steve Spacek feat. Frank n Dank - Eve ( Dilla Remix )
Amerie - Crush
Teedra Moses - Be Your Girl ( Trackademiks Remix )
Interlude
Lil Wayne - Dr. Carter
Little Brother - I Want You
Wale - Manipulation
Kidz N The Hall feat Pusha T, The Cool Kids, Bun B - Drivin Down the Block ( Remix )

Friday, June 20, 2008

Summer, Summer, Summer, TIME !!!!!!


Awww yes!!! There is nothing more better than going out and spotting the biggest ass connected to the prettiest face in the smallest pair of pants they could find. This let's me know the games have begun, this is not the season for finding Ms. Right it's about finding Ms. Rightnow. On the flip side I think I'm always looking for Ms. Rightnow as the Great Rick James says " Give It To Me Baby" but hey that's my nature. So I was watching this movie the other night called " I'm through with white girls " which is a good guy movie, I'm not going into any detail you'll have to check it out for yourself but it made me sit back and think about my present and past relationships and the conclusion I came up with was.......... I'm a farter! not the ones that you'll go whoops excuse me. I mean just a can of Mexican rice and beans and a glass of milk joint, I thought that after awhile we were at that comfort zone but I guess all that goes out the window once they pass out from one of my episodes. Damn I can't help it if I like greasy food and nachos with extra sour cream love me for me damnit! Haaaaa ya'll thought I was going to be all serious it's Friday and Ignorant Sh*T is in full effect. Yep! Yep! (Teddy Riley style). Enjoy your summer and most definitely the summer bunnies. I'm out til next time.

Some Summer Goodies

Caron Wheeler - I Adore You
http://www.zshare.net/audio/140440062c1c8aaf/

John Legend Feat Andre 3000 - Green Light
http://www.zshare.net/audio/140442005a1619c5/


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Remember The Times......


You remember back in the day when you used to play hide and go seek and it immediately turned into a little league humpfest. Remember when you could ride your bike to the store with like $2 you got a jungle juice, 2 packs of Now or Laters, candy bar and had money to play Double Dragon in the arcade ...Shout Out to Hop 'N. Remember playing Killer Man and it was always somebody who just picked the football up to just throw it before he got tackled. Remember how hype you used to be when G.I. Joe or Transformers was about to come. Remember how you felt when Optimus Prime died. Remember being glued to the TV when Rosi Perez used to shake her thang on Soul Train...My dad called her "The Jiggler". Remember going the dances and doing the Whop to every damn song. How about finding your dads Porn stash, the beginning of it all .....I still remember that Vanessa Williams Penthouse book. Or when your voice started to change and you be on the phone talking all smooth and low tone. Remember when you got that first stink finga and you'd be smelling that joint like all day, putting your fingers up to your boys face like guess who that is homie. Remember you finally got some and after 1 min of slam bam you felt like a champ. These might not be your memories but they are definitely mine so I encouraged everyone to just sit back and reminisce of easier times especially if your just sitting at work tired of looking at your computer screen or moving some stuff and you want to just get away. You never know you might find yourself laughing out loud. Good people I send you blessings and wish you much joy in your days.
God Bless !!!
El Michels Affair - Detroit Twice

Santana - Oye Como Va

Jackson Conti - Papaya
Grand Puba - Fat Rat

Kenna Feat Lupe Fiasco - Say Goodbye To Love (RMX)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Darondo!!!


"A street savvy Al Green" UNLEASHED MAGAZINE

A mystery to most, Darondo records are high on the wants-lists of many collectors. He is spoken about in hushed-tones by other Bay Area musicians. Back in the day he was seen cruising around town in a white Rolls Royce (with a "Darondo" license plate). He opened-up for James Brown and lived a colorful lifestyle hanging with folks like the notorious Fillmore Slim. Take a listen to these tracks, released for the first time together on an album, and you may agree that he could have been the next Al Green or Sly Stone. But about 25 years ago Darondo disappeared. Releasing three singles in the early 1970s (as Darondo, Darondo Pulliam, or the miss-spelled Dorando) he mixed low-rider soul with blues and r'n'b. He delivered in a variety of styles from the socially-charged "Let My People Go" to the sexually-driven funk of "Legs". All three singles were recorded in the San Francisco Bay Area, and both sides of each of the singles are fantastic productions."You can hear a little bit of everything," says Darondo about his music style. "There's a little jazz and a little soul. They say if you Black you supposed to have soul. I got Latin flavor in me so there's some Latin in it. Definitely got the Blues in it. I sound kinda' country but I grew up in the Bay Area," he adds.But after the release of his three 45s Darondo stopped recording. “It was mostly me, just having a good time with a real good hobby,” he says. “It wasn’t about money but about having fun. Something I just liked to do. Maybe your dream is to be a James Brown or Frank Sinatra but those were just mostly dreams to me.” Outside of the music business Darondo was living life to the full, and it eventually caught up with him. “Folks would say ‘Daron got that dough…Daron Do…that’s how I got the name. I used to get my suits tailor made, one of a kind, like my rings. A player can’t have the same ring as someone else. Got my rings specially made with diamonds and stones. But in order to get yourself together you had to get away from all the fastness. I was driving around in a Rolls Royce, I was a fast young man," adds Darondo. Darondo now lives in Northern California with his wife and family and is delighted to hear his music is getting a second wind courtesy of DJs and collectors like the UK-based Gilles Peterson who recently picked "Didn't I" for his "Digs America" compilation. The six tracks from the three original singles are featured here, along with three previously unreleased songs that were recently discovered on a demo reel. The demo reel was sitting in a box of VHS copies of his cable TV shows which we had requested to use for images in the CD booklet. Recorded in the early 1970s, tracks from the demo reel were taken into a San Francisco studio in the summer of 2005 for enhancement. Darondo over-dubbed missing background vocals and guitar parts alongside up and coming San Francisco soul man Bing Ji Ling. Darondo warmed up quickly, he hasn’t lost his touch. After the session Darondo confessed that he was inspired to start playing again…so there is hope for a full-blown Darondo revival!......article taken from UbiquityRecords.com

http://www.mediafire.com/?nxml0myd4tv

A Couple Of My Favorite Tracks Of The album:
Legs
http://www.divshare.com/download/4504241-c05

Didn't I
http://www.divshare.com/download/4504243-9b3

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Stank Butt Muxtape Vol. 1


What up world! So the Internet has been buzzing about this new website were you can upload mp3's and share them with your friends, family, significant others, mistresses, etc. Muxtape.com I will have to say is awesome instead of putting together a CD or email songs to people just upload them to the website and send it on over, (why didn't I think of this). Anyway here is one of many joint I've put together I call this mix the "Stank Butt" why? you might ask "I have no idea" I'll answer but nether the less it is groovy summertime big breasted woman in the passenger seat funky....here see for yourself check the track listing:
1. Aurra - Are You Single
2. Waajeed - Funkin 4 Jamaica
3. J Dilla - Trucks
4. P.O.R.N feat Peedi Crakk - Rock Wit Me
5. NERD feat CRS & Pusta T - Everyone Nose ( Remix )
6. Kidz In The Hall feat. Donnis & Chip Tha Rippa - Mr. Alladatshit
7. The Cool Kids - Black Mags
8. NERD - Spazz
9. HEAVy feat Kay - Are You ( Remix )
10. Chromeo - Needy Girl
11. Teedra Moses - Be Your Girl ( Trackademicks Remix )
12. Outkast - Spottieottie ' Til Infinity ( Locsmif Remix )
Link

Thursday, May 8, 2008

I'm A Creep !!!


Dinner for 2 ...$32.00
2 Tickets to see the newest chic flick..$ 16.50
Popcorn and 2 Drinks...$12.00.........Oh don't forget the Twizzlers (fuck!)...$3.00
A night of hot passionate monkey love for 20 min..... $63.50

All I'm saying is can I just give you that up front ladies, I just want to either see the top or the back of your head. I just meet you, I only got at you because I taking one for the team how did I end up seeing some movie with white people that I don't even know there names. " Serenity Now " while your tearing up over some guy telling this woman that she makes his life mean something more than he could ever imagine. I'm trying to figure out how limber you are so I could fold you like a pretzel and get the stink finger " stink finga, stink, stink finga ". I mean I just want to cut all of the other stuff out of the picture check it out. You want dinner and a movie I want a Blowjob and my balls fondled, so let's work something out I'm paying anyway how about I just hand you the money and we cut all the extras out. I don't really care about your week and what your girlfriend has to say about your life, let's gets down to business you can go and I'll enjoy a cheese and mayo sandwich. Haaaa!!

"When humor goes, there goes civilization"........Erma Bombeck

Flight Of The Conchords - Business Time
http://www.divshare.com/download/4448203-ae4

J Dilla - Creapin_Cheatin
http://www.divshare.com/download/4448206-47a

Plantlife feat Jack Splash - Sun Shines Through Your Love
http://www.divshare.com/download/4448204-c7e

Johnson & Jonson - Look
http://www.divshare.com/download/4448215-896